I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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