Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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