I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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