Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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