Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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