Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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