Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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