As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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