Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You've changed since you got that strap on
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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