found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
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