Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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