I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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