Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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