You made me cry and you don't even care
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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