dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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