i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
where are my eyebrows?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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