? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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