Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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