we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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