I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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