she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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