Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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