My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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