This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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