He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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