so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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