omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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