how do flat chested girls get laid?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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