ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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