someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize