Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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