You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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