She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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