the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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