I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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