I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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