I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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