Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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