dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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