If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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