WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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