People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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