...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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