do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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