Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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