kristin has been a bad kristin
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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