I'm eating all of the evidence.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You were trust falling into bushes
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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