honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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