I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
