just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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