There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
