he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The adults are the big ones right?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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