Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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